Aaron's definitions

play war

to perform oral sex

Guy: Hey, wanna play war?
Girl: Hows that?
Guy: I'll lay down on the ground while you blow the hell outa me!

by aaron June 6, 2004

mef

Highly skilled gamer, not to be confused with 'meth' or similars.

"mef u want a game of q3 m8?"

by Aaron September 13, 2003

leftover crack

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.

I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!

by Aaron July 5, 2003

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004