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maize

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.
by AYB April 8, 2003
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septic

Relating to sewage. Can also be short for "septic tank", or an underground container where sewage and sink waste is drained to.
I had to hire a plumber to fix the leaky septic under our yard because shit was bubbling to the top.
by AYB April 1, 2003
mugGet the septicmug.

RIAA

Acronyms:
Record Industry Assholes of America.
Rich Idiots Abusing Artists.
Really Irritating Anal Aneurisms
Raping Independent Artists Anally
Record Industry Always Antagonizes

The record industry's re-enactment of George Orwell's "1984". The evil entity that controls 90% of all music in America, and a rapidly-growing percentage of music worldwide. The oppressor of real musicians, and those who are tired of paying ridiculous prices for 1-good-song/14-shitty-songs CDs. Thanks to the RIAA, musicians can't profit from their works until 75+ years after they are dead.
Fuck the RIAA! I can't even post my own goddamn MP3s on my website without them trying to sue my ass off!
by AYB February 9, 2003
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hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.
by AYB February 27, 2003
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DBZ

DragonBall z

Would have been a good anime show if Cartoon Network didn't mutilate and repeat it over and over and over and over and over like they do to Scooby Doo and Dexter's Laboratory.
DBZ on Cartoon Network. Why would I give a fuck about an anime show broadcasted on the same cartoon channel that showed and repeated only the first 60 of the 85 episodes of Robotech?
by AYB February 19, 2003
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Pizza Hut

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.
Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.
by AYB July 28, 2003
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Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.
However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.
by AYB October 20, 2003
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