AYB's definitions

Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

by AYB June 13, 2003

yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

by AYB April 1, 2003

trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.

by AYB February 18, 2003

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language

They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.

by AYB February 17, 2003

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

whupass

The process of causing harm to something or someone to the extent of causing significant damage, usually extensive. The process of inflicting a shitload of pain on a person.

That ninja opened up a can of whupass on those thugs who tried to mug him.

by AYB February 19, 2003