AYB's definitions

George W. Bush

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Iron Chef

A very humorous and interesting Japanese cooking show that is sometimes hosted on the Food Channel.

During the Iron Chef show, contestants usually have 20 minutes to craft gourmet meals using whatever ingredients they have on hand. The food is then reviewed on a 20-point scale based on how good it tasted, and how creatively the chef used the ingredients.

by AYB July 17, 2003

utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

by AYB June 17, 2003

real world

One reason why MTV has gone down the toilet. Basically, Real World is just another boring "reality TV" show.

Nowadays, MTV devotes at least 8 hours of its day to Real World marathons/reruns.

by AYB July 8, 2003

Bass

A low-frequency sound or instrument which is used to enhance music or provide some sort of musical ground. Most modern music uses electronically-generated bass synths, while traditionally-created music uses low-frequency instruments for the bass.

Bass can also be referred to an audio setting that makes the low frequencies of a song more pronounced.

The bass was set so high the stereo speakers got fried when the next song began to play.

by AYB September 14, 2003

RATATA

The sound of a machine gun being fired.

by AYB June 20, 2003

lightsaber

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek

Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.

by AYB March 7, 2003