AYB's definitions

guano

Spanish for bird feces.

Those damn pigeons left a spattering of guano on my car.

by AYB March 17, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

by AYB June 11, 2003

2D

Having two dimensions.

by AYB March 18, 2003

ripoff

A scam or act of being cheated out of something. Typically related to money scams.

I paid $150 for Paint Shop Pro but I got it for free with a new modem I bought a year later. What a fucking ripoff!

by AYB April 22, 2003

Virtua Fighter

The first 3d polygon fighting game made by SEGA in 1992. It was followed by Virtua Fighter 2 (1994), Virtua Fighter 3(1997), and Virtua Fighter 4 (2001). Still the most innovative and realistic 3D fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. Since Virtua Fighter's creation, there have been a slew of half-assed ripoffs such as NAMCO's Tekken series, and Team Ninja's Dead or Alive series.

Virtua Fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3D fighter of all time. Virtua Fighter 4 doesn't count, since it's based off of Virtua Fighter 2

by AYB February 17, 2003

Bass

A low-frequency sound or instrument which is used to enhance music or provide some sort of musical ground. Most modern music uses electronically-generated bass synths, while traditionally-created music uses low-frequency instruments for the bass.

Bass can also be referred to an audio setting that makes the low frequencies of a song more pronounced.

The bass was set so high the stereo speakers got fried when the next song began to play.

by AYB September 14, 2003

real world

One reason why MTV has gone down the toilet. Basically, Real World is just another boring "reality TV" show.

Nowadays, MTV devotes at least 8 hours of its day to Real World marathons/reruns.

by AYB July 8, 2003