AYB's definitions

Adult Swim

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

by AYB June 16, 2003

peace talks

A fucking joke, because the wars typically become even MORE intense after the so called "peace talks".

Despite hundreds of peace talks. the Nations of Islam are still at each other's throats.

by AYB May 14, 2003

state-of-the-art

Soon-to-be-obsolete.

Every piece of new computer hardware is considered state-of-the-art for an average period of four months.

by AYB July 30, 2003

Daikatana

John Romero also made a Nintendo 64 version of this game which is even WORSE than the PC version.

Daikatana is basically about shooting robotic frogs and mosquitos in a dull green environment.

by AYB April 2, 2003

morale

Cheerfulness, well-being, confidence, and the willful spirit to do something.

No research is needed to show that employee morale usually sinks lower than an ocean trench within a few months of working at any job.

by AYB October 18, 2003

A-Team

One of the better shows of the 1980s. Features 4 mercenaries saving good-hearted folks from evil suckas while avoiding being captured by Colonel Klink. Every episode is action packed because the A-Team is on the jazz.

You can catch the A-Team on Spike TV (formerly TNN).

by AYB October 16, 2003

Doom

A classic first-person shooter (FPS) made by ID Software, the same folks who made quality games like Wolfenstein and Quake.

When playing Doom, watch out for the Cyberdemon, for his rocket-launcher arm can easily kill you.

by AYB July 28, 2003