AYB's definitions

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 4, 2003

streets of rage

One of the best reasons to own a SEGA Genesis. A beat-em-up game that was SEGA's answer to Final Fight. Streets of rage featured three main characters Axel Stone, Blaze Fielding, and Adam Turner, all three of them ex-cops, beating the crap out of thugs and ninjas who work for a crime-lord called Mr. X and his right-hand man called Shiva. In the second and third sequels, Adam Turner is replaced by his kid brother Skate Turner, and two extra characters, Max Thunder and Dr. Zan, join in the party.

The best game of the series is Streets of Rage 2.

by AYB June 11, 2003

Robotech

One of the best 80's anime you'll ever find. Features 85 excellent, action-packed episodes, each divided into three sagas, and two equally great movies. Was aired on Cartoon Network, but those motherfuckers only showed 60 episodes, repeated those episodes, and ditched it in favor of Johnny Quest.

I now have all 85 episodes thanks to bootlegging ^_~

by AYB March 10, 2003

kemosabe

Mexican(?) or southwestern Native American slang for "horse's behind"

Lone Ranger: I still don't know why every time Tonto would laugh when he addresed me as "Kemosabe". Must be because of the way I talk.

by AYB June 17, 2003

digit

A number. Most often referring to a phone number. Singular form of digits.

Hey, sweet thang. Can I get your digits so I can call you?

by AYB February 18, 2003

NES

The first great console made by Nintendo.

by AYB February 22, 2003