AYB's definitions

GUI

Graphical User Interface.

A visual display of files, programs, and program directories designed to make it easier for a person to use a computer.

Microsoft Windows has an easy-to use GUI.

by AYB April 4, 2003

ninjas

plural for ninja.

by AYB April 2, 2003

job

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

by AYB October 18, 2003

sketch

An hastily-done abstract drawing. A drawing done without the use of a ruler, compass, or other professional drawing tool.

Every weekend I see some guy at the mall charging five dollars to do a ten-minute sketch of peoples' faces.

by AYB March 4, 2003

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language

They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.

by AYB February 17, 2003

yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

by AYB April 1, 2003