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smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.
by AYB March 22, 2003
mugGet the smurfmug.

aint no thang

by AYB February 20, 2003
mugGet the aint no thangmug.

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language
They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.
by AYB February 17, 2003
mugGet the ebonicsmug.

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.
Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
by AYB March 19, 2003
mugGet the porridgemug.

Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
mugGet the Drunken Mastermug.

Shinobi

Used to be one of the best ninja games for the Sega Genesis, now it's just some generic 3D hack-n-slash game for the Playstation2 where Joe Musashi (the main character) now looks like a Strider ripoff.
Revenge of Shinobi (1989), Shadow Dancer (1991), Shinobi 3 (1993).
by AYB July 19, 2003
mugGet the Shinobimug.

disneyfy

The act of making something watered-down, painful to watch, gay, and capable of lowering one's intelligence as a result of watching it.
Most "translated" anime movies are Disneyfied to satisfy the American Soccer mom's selfish desire for control.
by AYB May 27, 2003
mugGet the disneyfymug.

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