the reason for my existence thursday nights at 8pm. also, the show that i cannot seem to remember is on at that time!
by ashley November 24, 2004
Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."
by Ashley December 11, 2004
by Ashley March 30, 2005
When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 17, 2003
da totally bestest band eva !!!!!!!!!
especially cause of kris roe and chris knapp they r sexy yet really kute and hot
especially cause of kris roe and chris knapp they r sexy yet really kute and hot
by ashley February 26, 2004
someone who is not black but has a flat and wide nose, like the stereotype of a typical black person.
Jake: Shut up, you're a jew, you're supposed to have a big nose with a bump on it, but noo, you have a nig nose. you let us jews down!
by ashley October 18, 2005