ASHLEY's definitions

Jambard

Something you yell out when a dumbass does something that makes them look like an idiot.

"You just tailgated a cop car... JAMBARD!!!"

by Ashley December 4, 2004

myaare

A random word used when nothing else comes in to your mind. Also possibly a word of the globally renound chav vocabulary.

Darren:"What are you doing tonight"
You:"Myaare"

A female chav: "I hate that Sharon, shes a proper myaare"

by Ashley January 28, 2005

Wabbatinoz

the girl who sits next to me in chorus, that isnt vanessa

vanesssa wabbatinoz loves ........
The girl who reminds me a lot of another vanessa.

by Ashley January 24, 2004

spazomatic

To be crazy and out of control. Used to describe elaine

ME: Get down from that desk elaine, your being spazomatic

by ashley March 7, 2005

hooping

It happens when an inmate smuggles something from the outside world up his ass into the prison.

Divo got caught hooping a DVD player from his cousin Etoile Jackson.

by Ashley January 22, 2004

behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004

queerling

a young person who usally displays homosexual tendencies...see queer

Jonny acts like such a little queerling.

by ashley September 7, 2004