Kris mitchell

Congratulations, you've defined a random idiot. Now get in the hole.
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Xzibit

The greatest rapper today and pooabilt the greatest of all time.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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cheaters

Winners, but only as long as they are not caught in the act.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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pre game

the act of giving sexual pleasure to sports team members before an athletic event
Morgan is known to give pre game to the entire HHS JV basketball team.
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
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yank

If somebody does something wrong they are gently tugged by the shirt sleeve which is referred to as a 'yank'. It is neither an insult nor a comment but just a phrase similiar to my bad.
The first president of the U.S is Abe Lincoln!

Wrong! You get a yank.
by anonymous April 15, 2005
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keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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