vjute

as being like the word vjute its subsequent subperb adjectiveness is sometimes misunderstood as being like as in a little pool, as i carefully annoint myself after the gruesome beating, while i reflect upon my nonchristian heinous acts of god

I shall "vjute" myself many times today.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

manseed

Male ejaculate containing sperm.

As the bukkake session ended, the woman's face was all covered in manseed.

by Anonymous October 28, 2002

Happy Tea

Hot tea with A LOT of sugar in it. Usually drunk by stage performers to get energized before a play. Invented circa 1995.

"Better make some Happy Tea. This crowd looks tough!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

neotix

gay

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

gagglefuck

unorganized mob.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003