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jizzmonkey 

cool dude from the turin brakes forum
jizzmonkey by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Pro in every possible positive way.
Tan` by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Omfg look at that dirty wpmike over there, I would feel sorry for him if he weren't so goddamn smelleh
wpmike by Anonymous September 6, 2003
we some down ass enes busting caps atyou scraps with a 9mm gat straight outta the big REEDLEY 14
XIV by Anonymous September 6, 2003

liposuction 

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
liposuction by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Matt Teets
See; Bridgteets.
Teets by Anonymous September 6, 2003

nazivegan 

a vegan who makes others feel inferior and horrible, simply because they arent vegan.
nazivegan by Anonymous September 6, 2003