ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Thessalonian

A person that (who not unlike the Bible) is an existing form of self-contradiction on every possible matter under the sun.

"I smacked the shit out of a thessalonian this morning. He pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Hocktoo

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hocktoo in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Whore's Race

A racing of the whores.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Aigs

Deep southern eggs.

"My grandmother, Mimi, once warned me about putting all of my aigs in one basket. Now that I'm older & crazier, I won't put them all in one Love Nest, but I need somewhere to keep my twig & berries!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 10, 2023

Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

Crocodile Dundeeznuts

AKA Mick Dundeeznuts. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.

"Crocodile Dundeeznuts come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

Booga Wooga Ding Dong

A person that you request by title on the telephone when you call and demand to speak to the booga wooga ding dong.

"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the bugs on your booga wooga ding dong?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 14, 2023