ANONymous's definitions

Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.

"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

by Anonymous January 22, 2005

leper

A person with a disease that causes limbs and organs to detach from his/her body. Lepers are usually highly skilled in art and music, and some have a great talent for animation.

Lepers are often found in the forests of northern Canada and Poland. They live in small forest houses, rarely leaving their safe shelters.

Other effects of leprosy are back injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendinitis/epicondylitis.

Yikes, that leper over there is insane.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

ohh

something you say when you blow your load...

"yessss yessss harder yesssss...im gonna ohh <<splat>>"

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

kegels

the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having sexual intercourse.

I practiced my kegels so I can pleasure my boyfriend more.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Hubajube

someone who doesn't know the definition of "indo"

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

hoochie momma

A hoochie who has had children or is pregnant.

Your moms is a hoochie momma, just ask the neighborhood.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

relatives

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003