catholic

The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.

"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

eye candy

Women that are HOT and you can't take you eyes off of them. Like a kid in a candy store.

I was at the beach yesterday and there was a lot of eye candy there.

by Anonymous July 25, 2002

giving the pirate eye

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye

i gave her the pirate eye last night

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

DJ-Dave

g0t wannabe?

Man he's such a DJ-Dave.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

triple play

getting pussy, a blow job and anal

She tried to play it safe but we got her witgh the triple play.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

band geek

Person who goes to Blue Mountain and is obsessed with band and cares about nothing else.

by Anonymous June 06, 2003