God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

by Anonymous March 02, 2003

home wrecker

A girl, usually a jealous bitch, trying to break up a happy relationship and she doesn't give a hot damn about anything but getting the guy for her own intents and purposes.

Shanequa and Toby were deeply in love when LaQuanda, the home wrecker, had to come mess it up by trying to get with Toby.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Triscuit

a slang used to imply that someone is a homosexual.

mike is such a triscuit, he shacked up with ryan last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Do it on LAN

unable to perform on lan

Do it on lan! Oh wait, you're ei|spirit!! YOU CANT DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

fort mac

a canadian town set aside for flaming homosexuals

you love anal sex with other men as much as i do? lets buy a house in fort mcmurray where we can live together in seclusion

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

Jet Li

made many great movies in China. Made really crappy movies in America

Romeo Must Die, The One, Cradle to the Grave all sucked bad

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

fun bobby

a nickname for a straight friend who often acts gay after drinking

watch out, fun bobby is on the prowl tonight

by Anonymous June 27, 2003