yard bird

A slang term for the common chicken, generally after being prepared as a meal.

I would like the yard bird, and some cole slaw, please.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

popular girls

spoiled rich girls with new clothes.

Leroy had all the popular girls peeping around corners at him.

by anonymous March 4, 2005

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

boning

Playing the trombone.

I was boning last night till my lips hurt!

by anonymous April 10, 2004

stikky fingaz

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children Social retard.
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"

If he wasn't such a stikky fingaz, he wouldn't have been turned in to the authorities for pedophilia.

by anonymous December 22, 2003

paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003