rise

A reading program that is about as challenging as taking a piss. Also called Rewards, and That Gay Ass Fucking Reading Program That Is Gay And Sucks.

You'd think three people with PHDs could come up with something better than RISE.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Grant Watson

The Beast Of All Beasts

It must be The Beast in me..

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

schnietingell

a person of immense proportions, of the clinically obese category

your mum is a schnietingell

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

gan

fuck in chinese

gan ni lao mu = fuck your mother

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

lizzie mcguire

A horrible, horrible TV show, and an even more horrible movie. Unless you're a pedophile, in which case they're both pretty good. Still not as good as the Olsen twins' show, though. Or Sesame Street.

by Anonymous June 05, 2003

bigot

Another word that liberals tend to throw around when encountering someone that doesn't agree with them.Combining this word with "homophobe" and "ignorant" pretty much sums up their argument.

Person: I don't think gays should be allowed to marry-
Liberal(cutting in):OMG, you're such an ignorant and narrow-minded bigot!

by anonymous July 18, 2006

Dream Job

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.

Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.

by anonymous March 05, 2005