ANONYMOUS's definitions

SD Gundam

Arguably the best thing on Cartoon Network. Ever. It has chibi Gundams, aka Neo-Genesis for you Gundam junkies, about the size of people from many different Gundam series. Although it kicks ass, it suffers from some cornyness.

Zero: "O great Manna, come to me! Bless me the powers of truth and justice!Super magic violent tornado!

by anonymous December 9, 2003

levitra

the product with the annoying-sounding wanna-assimilate?-mexican-woman in the commerical.

If I hear that mexican woman begging that white guy for a money shot in that levitra commerical again, I'm going to save everyone the trouble and bang her myself.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

wildcard

In baseball, when a team is too sucking to win their own division, they might still make it to the playoffs because of wildcard (which is like the biggest faggot invention ever, except for umpires), where the best team that didn't win their division in each league wins. Look if you can't win your own division you might as well not even play in the playoffs. Wildcard teams are pussy teams since they're too pussy to win their division.

Wildcard is the biggest faggot invention ever.

by anonymous August 2, 2004

cinco!pack

Also known as cincopack
1. A 30 pack case of beer.
2. A one-nighter
3. A bingefest

Damn man, last night I had a cinco!pack..and holy shit am I suffering for it today!

Did did you see that freak last night..was all like cinco!packed and shit.

by Anonymous February 20, 2005

Road trip

When one party takes a shit into another party's mouth (see New England Steamer), then the second party proceeds to move the defecation from their mouth to their chest (see Cleveland Steamer).

That shit went on a road trip!

by Anonymous July 29, 2004

suicide

not something to be joked about. Suicide is a horrible, tragic thing, which people like "TheEye5000" and "Stephanie" obviously don't understand or haven't experienced. It doen't only happen with "emo freaks or goths". I'm not defending suicide, nor am I suicidal myself, but I have lost a friend to suicide and all of these previous posts mocking suicide and calling those who do it "weak", etc. makes me sick to my stomach. So, for the respect of all of those who have passed on due to this horrible thing called suicide, please refrain from acting like it is a joke, because it is definetly not.

All those who mock suicide or those who are suicidal make me want to throw up.

by anonymous March 12, 2005

wikipedia

Wikipedia is a great idea in theory, but in practice, most of it's a waste of cyber-ink. It's supposed to be a massive open-source encyclopedia. To its credit, it contains some quirky, interesting information not found anywhere else. However, it also contains factual inaccuracies and political garbage. The bulk of its most influential contributors (the ones with power) are ideological morons, each of whom has to put his/her opinion into every article, even on topics like Norse mythology or basket-weaving. Petty squabbles dominate while factual integrity and cooperative production are made tertiary priorities. The worst aspect of Wikipedia is the "cabal" of like-minded, influential, long-standing contributors who dress their views up as "consensus" and use their sysop privileges to bully anyone who disagrees with them. As an interesting footnote, the encyclopedia was also implicated in a 2004 character assassination effort by a band of anonymous right-wingers against Mike Church.

Wikipedia is not as it should be.

by Anonymous February 25, 2005