kicks

sneakers

Those are some nice kicks!

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

flesh falchion

A penis. The male sex organ. Refers to a large type of sword weilded by great warriors.

The warrior conquered her with his flesh falchion and made her eat a brownie

by Anonymous November 28, 2002

skids

skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.

"You grew up and moved on to suburban hell, but we're still playing in the skids."

by anonymous September 22, 2004

flute

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!

the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra

by anonymous January 16, 2005

cibe

A wimpy loser who has a cry whenever somebody makes fun of him.

Not cibe: You suck, cibe
cibe: *cry* I'm going to tell the teacher on you!

by anonymous December 22, 2004

wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003