shockwav

old person suspected to invent fire

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

handball

The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.

We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

feeble keeble

being soft. always an excuse for not coming out.

Nodd was being a feeble keeble and wouldn't play out.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

northern monkey

Alex the best manager in the world

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Petey

1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.

Don't pass the ball to Petey, he is fuckin' stupid.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

SPRUNG

The act of falling in love with someone. Either male to female or female to male.

"She played hard to get and got him sprung."

by Anonymous May 14, 2003