Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
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turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.
" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Headlines

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.
And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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crotch

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!
by Anonymous January 12, 2003
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axis of evil

Three countries (Iraq, Iran, and North Korea) labled by George W. Bush as enemies of The United States shortly after 911.
Terrorist funding originates in axis of evil states.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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slithering

One of the four houses of magic at Hogwarts school of magic...
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
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wanker

English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.
Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
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