Weekly World News

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.

"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"

by Anonymous August 10, 2004

ohio

Home to the greatest university and the greatest college football team ever.

"The Ohio State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." ~Playboy 2003

by anonymous April 01, 2004

give hell

to make something difficult for someone

"after i played him he was pissed, and now hes giving me hell"

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Too much vacation

Another term for "vacation madness," which one gets when not having work or school for a long time.

I think you had too much vacation.

by anonymous February 05, 2005

gigi

hardworking, fun-loving, organized individual

That Gigi keeps a clean desk!!

by anonymous January 06, 2004

Sarspasm

When your brain spasms into lapses of stubborness and is unable to detect any form of sarcasm or joke.

RedCircle: I am having a sarspasm

by Anonymous March 19, 2005

James Shannon

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.

James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'

by anonymous February 18, 2005