Definitions by ANONYMOUS

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

threive 

a nother way ov saying the number four

" hey, jim, how many boobs did you see at mardi gras?"

" Threive!"

threive by Anonymous December 20, 2002

cones 

one's parents

Sheila don't know who her daddy cone is.

cones by Anonymous December 19, 2002

homogenius 

one who is a homo and is a genius

homogenius by Anonymous December 19, 2002

gorilla mask 

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

gorilla mask by Anonymous December 19, 2002

strip-of-bacon 

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.

strip-of-bacon by Anonymous December 19, 2002

spray 

Short hand for spray paint.

That wall gets sprayed TONITE.

spray by Anonymous December 18, 2002