edward ford is motherfucking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks COLGATE is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i'll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.
i feel like chicken tonight
i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day
c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.
i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day
c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.
by anon March 10, 2005
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The capital of England, but not the only city there. No americans seem to realise that not all english people are from london, and that we don't all eat crumpets and go on the hunt.
"Where are you from?"
"England"
"Oh my gawd, I love london"
"No, not London. Manchester."
"Oh my gawd, I love london"
"Err, no, I'm not from London but I am from england"
"Oh my gawd..." etc etc
"England"
"Oh my gawd, I love london"
"No, not London. Manchester."
"Oh my gawd, I love london"
"Err, no, I'm not from London but I am from england"
"Oh my gawd..." etc etc
by Anon March 22, 2005
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by anon June 05, 2003
Person A: "Please.. Can you give me my insulin back? I need it to live.."
Person B: *points into the distance*
Person B: "Get to fuck"
Person B: *points into the distance*
Person B: "Get to fuck"
by Anon May 11, 2005