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atm

Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.
Mmmm...the nutty brown flavor of ATM.
by Anon April 6, 2004
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rippage

'I'm taking my girl home for some rippage'
by anon May 13, 2005
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sperm donor

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".
by anon July 29, 2004
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beer

A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
by anon January 2, 2004
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angryjockey

The little man with the big voice

The battler making a stand for keepin' it real
Jeez, Mark really stood up to that phat bureaucrat and showed him whose the AngryJockey!
by anon September 2, 2003
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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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bad sex

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.
The spam promised an end to "bad sex" for only $19.95 plus shipping.

"Are you done yet?"
by Anon April 19, 2005
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