ANDY's definitions

parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"

Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.

by Andy April 8, 2004

rim job

when u pick up a hooker and she licks ur ass and ur hair comes off!!!

Andy got a rim job from his g-ma last night

by andy April 9, 2004

jone

To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.

She was jonin on you because you're ugly.

by Andy April 13, 2004

pudu

means the same as shit, except you can put it in a film and still get a "U" certificate (i.e. Star Wars Phantom Menace). In the ROTJ Jabba scene, it's translated as "fodder", but this doesn't explain why Sebulba sez it when he crashes his racing pod.

what a load of bantha pudu

you used to be a good smuggler, but now you're bantha pudu

everything Tony Blair says is complete pudu

by Andy April 17, 2004

deterritorialisation

process of undermining the repressive arrangement of flows of desire into fixed units centred around regimes of sameness and place. A necessary characteristic of lines of flight.

If you don't believe me, read some Deleuze.

by Andy April 17, 2004

oom

An old word which means your spectrum hobbit or lord of the rings adventure has fucking crashed again

You go east. You are in the dark stuffy passage. You can see Thorin. Thorin is carrying: the small curious key. The vicious goblin enters. Thorin strikes the vicious goblin. With one well-placed blow Thorin OOM

by Andy April 17, 2004

the Lacanian Real

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.

Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.

by Andy April 17, 2004