ANDY's definitions

whhaer

a pliable, foldable, compleatly flat and round penis resembling a plate. masculine form of whhaerrre

because his whhaer was so big, it took bob several minutes to refold his whhaer after using the restroom

by Andy November 22, 2004

whhaerrre

a round and flat vagina, resembling a plate. feminine version of whhaer

because jill had a whhaerrre, she needed a man with a whhaer to pleasure her

by Andy November 22, 2004

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004

ignoranus

1. Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole.
2. George W. Bush.

Tommy is being an ignoranus. Somebody should suicide-bomb his ass before he grows up and convinces 59 million half-retarded evangelical rednecks to vote him as president, and continues to fuck the country.

by Andy November 28, 2004

creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).

"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."

by Andy November 29, 2004

lewinsky

1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.

1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...

by Andy January 23, 2006