All of Jane's sisters believed she was the biggest sororitore in the house. Just last week she slept with half of the Pike house.
by Andrew March 31, 2005
by Andrew October 09, 2003
a large, sometimes furry creature who fears interpersonal interaction and prefers to remain secluded from society in its own world; see also HERMIT, REJECT
by Andrew January 14, 2004
A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face
by Andrew December 04, 2004
A person who is totally whaked up; Crunk. Not a mean type of crunk or drunk, but a really funny crunk person that is either trippin on drugs or totally drunk, man.
by Andrew January 05, 2004
When John threw his arms forward to attaack his foe, he made a sort of "pschoo" sound with his mouth.
by Andrew February 03, 2004
A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
by Andrew July 02, 2004