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When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
Get the Burger King Chicken Mitt mug.Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.
Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".
by AN0SEater December 21, 2020
Get the Bring Me The Breakfast mug.The sexual action of a man shitting in a woman's pussy. After the shit is into the woman's pussy, the man pours a super size Coca Cola into the woman's pussy. The Coke causes the woman to have extreme pain after the Coke is poured into her asshole with the man's shit already in it. Additonally for the fries, you place your cock in the coke and shit concotion and begin to jack off until semen comes out, this activity mostly leads to unexpected pregnancies and STD's.
I had her in the bedroom with the Supersized Coke and Fries, oh boy we both got infected with tons of shit.
by AN0SEater March 22, 2020
Get the Supersized Coke and Fries mug.The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.
I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
Get the McDonalds Salad mug.The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
Get the Hardee's Malt Shake mug.My friends wanted to order some food for dinner. We ended up settling for the old Six Way Chili. The whole place smelled like shit.
by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
Get the Six Way Chili mug.The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.
by AN0SEater December 24, 2020
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