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Definitions by AN0SEater

Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal 

1. The act of shoving chicken nuggets in a woman's vagina, asshole and titties to get the extra value from the nuggets. The man eats the chicken nuggets after there is defecation, menstruation and titty milk onto the chicken nuggets and getting the extra value of receiving a sexually transmitted disease.

2. Something that Morgan Spurlock from Super Size Me is fucking obsessed in.
It's crazy that she didn't know about the Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal. She was extremely pissed after I shoved the nuggets in her asshole.

McCafe Vanilla Shake 

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

Quart of Coke 

The act of opening a toilet bowl and seeing a mountain of shit or diarrhea. This usually leads to the recipient gagging and vomiting back into the toilet.
I just barfed after seeing the Quart of Coke in the toilet. Fucking nasty.
Quart of Coke by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.
She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

Chicken Strip Basket 

A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.
Bro, we got the chicken strip basket from DQ. We all got AIDS and she died from the hard ass sex.

Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.