Chicken McTenders

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.
I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.
by AN0SEater March 23, 2020
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porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.
Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.
by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
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Mc Big N' Tasty

The act of putting your nut sack in a girls mouth as you suck her big titty milk. This is for the big part of the big n tasty. Then for the tasty part, put your cock in her mouth as you suck out all of the period blood out of the girls vagina.
She didn't want to lay me so I gave her a MC big n' tasty, she wasn't having it the next day.
by AN0SEater March 22, 2020
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Fried Chicken Potluck

A sex position which involves the man being on top of the woman for this. The man's penis goes right inside the women's pussy as she screams POTLUCK!. This sex position usually relates to fried chicken being the males ass and the womens pussy is the coleslaw which the man's nut being in her pussy.
Reba and Mark gave each other the fried chicken potluck. Oh she was pissed after mark gave her the chicken thighs in her big ass.
by AN0SEater September 29, 2019
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McParfait

The act of grabbing a fruit and yogurt parfait and cumming and pissing inside of it. You then shove the parfait into your girl's mouth. She will barf in 5 minutes of eating the parfait and she might menstruate a little bit. You then put your cummy dick in the girl's ass.
She never thought our relationship could get any worse, It did when I gave her a McParfait
by AN0SEater March 22, 2020
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McCafe Vanilla Shake

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
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Pancake Dick Drizzle

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.
Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.
by AN0SEater December 21, 2020
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