verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.
TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)
Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
by AMarie0908 March 23, 2011
artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
Pronounced "ein-stones", they are the rhinestones that people attach to their eyelids for a dramatic or "stage" or tacky effect.
by AMarie0908 November 02, 2010
Verb - to have excellent sexual intercourse.
past tense - "rocked my box"
Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box
past tense - "rocked my box"
Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box
"I asked him to rock my box."
"Last night he rocked my box."
"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."
"Last night he rocked my box."
"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."
by AMarie0908 May 13, 2010
When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 03, 2010
A "coming out" party for a newborn; a party where new (pretentious) parents present a new baby to family & friends where the guests sip beverages, mingle and see (but don't touch) the baby. It's almost a baby shower AFTER the baby is born.
by AMarie0908 January 10, 2011
ONM is an acronym of "Oh, Never Mind"; typically used in texting. It basically means "oh forget it". Not typically used with sarcasm.
Ann Marie - "What did you mean when you said I could help you?"
Steve - "ONM. I finished it myself."
Steve - "ONM. I finished it myself."
by AMarie0908 December 14, 2010