ALF's definitions

shittercritter

the septic tank truck

Here comes the shittercritter, plug yo nose.

by Alf October 7, 2003

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

animal house

Any dorm full of crazy guys, who party all the time and do not do work.

That dorm is an animal house.

by alf April 4, 2005

minghia

popularized in RDP montreal
used to imply 1-astonishment or being 2-fed up.

***may also be used with Bro or shortened to mi!.

1-"Oh, I porked this picciot up the ass, then she goggled my rooster right after!" "MINGHIA!"

2- "Now clean the toilets!"
"Mi, this guy is rombapall !"

by ALF December 21, 2004

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à

"So can she goggle the rooster?"

by ALF December 21, 2004

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004

Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1

Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.

by Alf January 18, 2005