ALF's definitions

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

minghia

popularized in RDP montreal
used to imply 1-astonishment or being 2-fed up.

***may also be used with Bro or shortened to mi!.

1-"Oh, I porked this picciot up the ass, then she goggled my rooster right after!" "MINGHIA!"

2- "Now clean the toilets!"
"Mi, this guy is rombapall !"

by ALF December 21, 2004

yayed

high off cocaine

aw man, some asshole jacked my $20 bill that we rolled up to bust. i didn't notice cuz i was hella' yayed out

by alf December 20, 2003

Peado

Nick Ford

Nick ford is a...

by Alf November 25, 2003

numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003

Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting

Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry

by Alf April 11, 2005

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à

"So can she goggle the rooster?"

by ALF December 21, 2004