ALEX's definitions

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004

Cobra_Commander

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

by Alex April 19, 2004

EB

Tries so hard and fails so often.

Shit nigga that was an EB.

by Alex April 20, 2004

bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.

Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 8, 2003

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 9, 2003