ALEX's definitions

the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

by Alex March 16, 2005

Total Request Live

prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)

Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.

by Alex February 26, 2003

Harry Potter

totally unshaven cooter

That guy was all over my harry potter

by Alex November 19, 2006

The Smiths

A band from the 1980's.
Morrissey is the official Pope of Mope
(my personal favorite band)

"There Is a Light That Never Goes out"
"How soon is Now?"
"Girlfriend in a Coma"
"Panic"

by Alex April 21, 2004

Poshie

To have a wank with a condom on. Also see poshi.

I had a poshie last night.

by Alex July 31, 2003

nerdula

1. The dark king of all nerds, who prays on "Noobs" and feasts on computer chips. He has leathal hacking skills and claims to be "1337". He is found only at the computer desk and inside the lockers at school.

i hope you get caught by nerdula, and you are taken into the dark abyss that is his nerdlyness.

by Alex December 4, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003