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vegetarian

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.
"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"
by Alex May 13, 2006
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hawk

To aggressivly peddle goods.
by Alex April 17, 2006
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cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.
Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.
by Alex January 29, 2006
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MBR

Computer term: "Master Boot Record" Sector 0 of the hard drive. A set of instructions on the harddrive in ASM that launches the operating system somewhere else on the hard drive. MBR code is often changed in virusses to make the hard drive useless until a reformat.
Also Known As: "Boot Loader"
That virus infected my damn MBR!
by Alex January 26, 2006
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50 cent

Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache

b--don't worry that's just 50 cent

a--but i like 50 cent.

b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex December 28, 2005
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kiss

The soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect momment.
We looked into eachothers eyes and kissed.
by Alex July 16, 2005
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stright up cunt

The ulitmate insult to call a girl, when whore, and slut just wont cut it.
I knew this one girl she used to rapidly fornicate with any willing member of the opsite species, she was a stright up cunt!
by alex June 27, 2005
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