ALEX's definitions

wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

by Alex January 24, 2005

zogg

a cigarette. word used in northern california mainly the area of santa rosa.

hey fool, lets go out back and mobb a zogg.

by Alex January 24, 2005

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 24, 2005

baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England

She gives the best baummie ever.

by Alex January 23, 2005

gea

means the same as yes or yeah

"gea boi"
"Gea I fucked her"

by Alex January 23, 2005

cracktat

The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.

Did you see that cracktat on that chick?

by Alex January 22, 2005

jamoke

also known as Toth, Tothy

That Toth sure is a jamoke

by Alex January 21, 2005