ALEX's definitions

FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 2, 2004

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003

turtle416

turtle416, semi - g0d

by alex July 21, 2003

CARKY

also know as carly, Is madly in loves with jimmy/james. Is a stupid dork!

EWWW,Its a CARKY!
LOOK!! at CARKY, she is such a looser!

by ALEX November 21, 2004

solar-puff

Solar puffing if a way to smoke marijuana using a pipe and a magnifying glass. When the sun is out, the magnifying glass is held above the pipe at a distance and angle that makes it shine down on the bowl. When it gets hot enough, some vapor will be released, along with some smoke. Many users prefer this method because it tastes better, and is less harsh on the lungs. It is comparable to vaporizing, but probably less effective.

Once the sun came out, Trevor showed us how to solar-puff with our recently purchased pot.

by alex February 28, 2005

b boy

male breakdancer

woo look at his moves he's a dope b boy

by alex January 6, 2004