ALEX's definitions

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003

gravy

a substance, action or object that is linked indisputably to a particular person

This kinda shit ain't my gravy.

Don't touch a another man's gravy

by Alex August 21, 2003

feminist

can be either of the two:

1. a rational-thinking woman who just wants women to be treated equally among men; you will not see many on CNN or MSNBC

2. A sexist hag who wants men castrated and made untouchables, the kind who wants women to rule the world. Also see lesbian although lesbians don't necessarily have to be feminists.

by Alex August 21, 2003

mingin'

This is a Glasgow slang word, for stinkin, terrible etc

"The house was mingin" meaning it was dirty, smelly, the kind with sticky carpets!!
the garbage bin has not been emptied for weeks--mingin
Evolved to mean anything rotten, she was mingin.... stinkin

by Alex August 23, 2003

clatty

Glasgow slang for extremely dirty or slovenly.

She was clatty or the house was clatty
often derogetory term for low life woman ie.. clatty bitch

by Alex August 23, 2003

Tork

awesome but bad at the same time

damn that car explosion was tork

by ALEX August 25, 2003

kleeyumbo

some kid who thinks hes the shit

taht kid kleeyumbo is a fucking dumbass

by ALEX August 25, 2003