Definitions by AL

headbutt 

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

headbutt by AL November 18, 2004

pants 

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

pants by al November 17, 2004

phoney homie 

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

phoney homie by al November 13, 2004

snowy 

adj., one who does coke.

that girl is messing up her life. she's still snowy.

snowy by al November 12, 2004

slunch 

n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"

"we're going to go for some slunch."

slunch by al November 10, 2004

triangle baseball 

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

triangle baseball by al November 10, 2004

creed fan 

n., an asshole; a chester with low intelligence.

"that creed fan is a big tool."

creed fan by al November 10, 2004