salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 04, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by al November 10, 2004

flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)

so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker

by Al March 01, 2004

headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by AL November 18, 2004

What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.

Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?

by Al August 10, 2005