Moo

A rather more polite way of calling an unpleasant, disagreeable female a cow
You silly moo!”
(By courtesy of Alf Garnett)
by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016
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Did you know

Although phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of “Happy Christmas” you get “Crappy Shitmash”?
Yes, and if you rearrange “Merry Christmas” you get “Mr Mrs Itchyarse”.
by AKACroatalin April 24, 2015
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Perfunctory

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.
A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.
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Tiger Woman

The name tiger woman refers to a predatory female who is sexually active. She is not necessarily a nymphomaniac, but is certainly hypersexual so that when she sees a male she wants she is single-minded in her pursuit. She has certain characteristics of a tiger as she is usually solitary with few female friends, also like the tiger she can be vindictive and vicious if denied her prey. When she gets a man into her bed she displays a huge capacity for sex and is extremely enthusiastic in her application. She was celebrated in the 1969 song, by British band The Move “Wild Tiger Woman”.
Look! She hasn’t taken her eyes off him for the past hour!
Yeah, the tiger woman staking her prey.
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Gwenders

Old Cornish slang for the dreadful pins and needles feeling you get in your fingers in cold weather, typically if you’ve been playing in the snow making a snowman.
Jack an’ me ‘ave been out in that snow storm; now us both ‘ave gwenders.
by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016
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R 'n R

An abbreviation used by the US Army meaning Rest and Recreation, Rest and Recuperation or Rest and Relaxation. Frequently referred to by troops as I ‘n I (Intoxication and Intercourse), it refers to the practice of rotating combat troops out of the front line to give them an opportunity to relax and unwind thereby reducing the impact of ptsd. The term was certainly used during the Korean and Vietnam Wars but most likely dates from World War II.
Get your gear packed! We got a pass for 48 hours R 'n R in Saigon!
Number One!
by AKACroatalin September 26, 2016
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Pogue

Originally US Army slang, it was used as a term of contempt for a non-combat soldier. The term, derived from the Gaelic 'Póg' meaning arse, carries with it an implication of unmanliness, homosexuality, even paedophilia, since Hershey bars and other types of candy are known as ‘pogue bait’. Demonstrating the complete contempt of the combat soldier for any kind of REMF, it was probably first used troops of Irish descent but quickly became widespread as unpopular WASP officers would not know what it meant.

In Gaelic one use of the word would be in the phrase ‘Póg mo thóin’ (pronounced pogue mahone) meaning 'kiss my arse'
That pedo journalist out here on assignment is stockin' up on pogue bait again.
That pogue, REMF, asswipe wrote me up when he caught me jerking off in the latrine!
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