AKACroatalin's definitions
Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016
Get the I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonnamug. This is an acronym often used to describe hospital patients who are aggressive, unpleasant, repulsive, demanding, disgustingly rude or anything else that makes them a total pain in the arse. Believed to have originated in Los Angeles it stands for Breathing Valuable Air – says it all really.
by AKACroatalin March 1, 2019
Get the BVAmug. Fuckwits think this means ‘of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
Get the Dankmug. Slang used by British soldiers during World War 2. A fat-girl is ahooker, whore, tart or prostitute. She may be an enthusiastic amateur, but she takes money for making the beast with two backs.
I was out on the razzle last night and had a knee-trembler in the park shelter with a local fat-girl.
by AKACroatalin May 25, 2019
Get the Fat-girlmug. Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."
by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021
Get the Twatismmug. Disagreeable means nasty, offensive, disgusting, repulsive. It can refer to an unpleasant or unenjoyable experience, something that you wish you had never done, or even thought of or something that you thought would be really good that turned out to be a real disappointment.
It can also refer to someone who is unfriendly and bad tempered, the sort of person who resents and hates everything and everybody; who if you said “Good morning” to them, they would take it as a declaration of war and commence hostilities immediately. They are the sort of person who seems to have a permanent toothache and blames it on everyone with whom they come into contact.
It can also refer to someone who is unfriendly and bad tempered, the sort of person who resents and hates everything and everybody; who if you said “Good morning” to them, they would take it as a declaration of war and commence hostilities immediately. They are the sort of person who seems to have a permanent toothache and blames it on everyone with whom they come into contact.
When Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in a rattrap she found it a disagreeable experience.
She’d argue with a signpost, disagreeable cow.
She’d argue with a signpost, disagreeable cow.
by AKACroatalin May 14, 2015
Get the Disagreeablemug. The accepted definition of nauseating is that it is an adjective meaning causing or liable to cause a feeling of nausea or disgust. What it really means, though, is something or someone has provoked a feeling of disgust so repulsive that you need to vomit so badly that it becomes the sole reason for your existence. The vomiting that occurs is so violent that at the end of it you are sure that your testicles are now on the top of your head and your arsehole has moved up to join your eyeballs.
“The stench was truly nauseating.”
by AKACroatalin November 29, 2015
Get the Nauseatingmug.