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a lady who has the misfortune of looking like she was put through a mangle. repeatedly!!
1. cor blimey, look at that fat rash machine over!
2. shes fuckin rash
3. that rash machine looks like she climed the ugly tree, fell out, hit every ugly branch on the way down then the ugly tree fell on her, then unfortunately she slid off the edge of the ugly ravine, nuf sed!!!
by AJ February 25, 2004
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- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>
Kansas is a waste of perfectly good space.
by AJ November 28, 2004
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1. An expression used in terms to bout older people dating way 2 younger people...
Damn how old is that gurl? 12!?
how old is he? 22?
Damn, he pullin an R Kelly! wat a gay guy
by AJ July 20, 2003
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1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.
1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.
by AJ April 7, 2005
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A term used to discreetly describe hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Dood I got some fresh Nixon Candy in the car, wanna go for a trip?
by AJ December 10, 2003
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woah, hes nearly as big as nossy

not quite though
by AJ May 31, 2004
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