This word in the French language means 'winner', 'success' and all sorts of wonderful victorious things but in plain English, it purely means you are gagging on other people's crap and going nowhere in life. Obviously rhymes with stagnant, which allude to a whole bunch of bullshit.
I am absolutely gagnant after witnessing the pure laziness of the island-time colleagues whose only talent is eating KFC and playing loud music in the office, yet still get praised just to meet the quota.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
by ACunny September 17, 2024
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
Beige trousers mainly worn by entire groups of waspy guys at weddings or polo games which has absolutely no way of flattering any body shape that is not in the vicinity of narrow or assless.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
by ACunny February 13, 2021
After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
by ACunny May 23, 2024
Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 02, 2023
what one needs to win in order to escape the harsh trap of commoner pauper reality and become exhilarated, not fatigued
tired and bored of the daily routine as a pauper office worker drinking gross coffee running for the bus only to miss it 99% of the time dealing with smelly school kids and noisy coworkers fuck me pauperism at its finest I need to win the euromillions NOW
by ACunny November 26, 2024