Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.
Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
by ACunny December 02, 2023
Get the Pauperist mug.After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
by ACunny May 23, 2024
Get the Rage buying mug.A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.
by ACunny October 10, 2023
Get the Embezzlebling mug.your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
Get the i got nothing to smile about mug.Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabe mug.Purely means that the cheaper and more accessible the place, the noisier it is. Can be used to describe suburbs filled with babies, migrants, bogans and multiple fast-food outlets - not forgetting the vape stores. There is always some helicopter circling over a cheap noise suburb at 4am, most likely due to multiple feckholes doing dodgy activities down some dark alleyway.
I willingly pay excess $$$ for rent just because I refuse to be surrounded by the tragic implications of cheap noise.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
by ACunny August 12, 2024
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