Ecstappointed

When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.
My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?

It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.
by ACunny December 09, 2023
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Refreshindly

When you encounter someone who is so genuinely friendly that it refreshes your fixed negative outlook on the general population. These people are rare diamonds and give you something to smile about without forcing it upon you. You might encounter a dose of refreshindly at the supermarket or while shopping for some Shitincense.
someone who can give you a sense of nostalgic comfort without saying much is refreshindly.

a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.
by ACunny October 14, 2024
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Workivorce

Self explanatory, really. Getting a divorce from the stuffy, smelly wokeplace that reeks of sweat and old cheese, your vanilla manager and your scummy colleagues. Most importantly, leaving behind the shitty outdated systems from the 90s' that leaves your mind more numb than a frozen ballsack. However, one exception to this act is the fact that you must win multiple gazillions in the lottery to actually feel deserving, liberated and be able to afford to breathe.
a legitimate reason to do a U-turn and go home before your shift even starts is because you've decided to go through with a workivorce.

after filing for a workivorce, my bank account is looking dry... hopefully the lottery gods will answer my prayers...
by ACunny August 16, 2024
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White Xmas

It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.

A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 03, 2024
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euromillions

what one needs to win in order to escape the harsh trap of commoner pauper reality and become exhilarated, not fatigued
tired and bored of the daily routine as a pauper office worker drinking gross coffee running for the bus only to miss it 99% of the time dealing with smelly school kids and noisy coworkers fuck me pauperism at its finest I need to win the euromillions NOW
by ACunny November 26, 2024
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Eric Clapton

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 02, 2023
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