ACunny's definitions

Refreshindly

When you encounter someone who is so genuinely friendly that it refreshes your fixed negative outlook on the general population. These people are rare diamonds and give you something to smile about without forcing it upon you. You might encounter a dose of refreshindly at the supermarket or while shopping for some Shitincense.

someone who can give you a sense of nostalgic comfort without saying much is refreshindly.

a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.

by ACunny October 13, 2024

Rage buying

The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.

After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.

by ACunny May 23, 2024

Pauperist

Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.

Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.

The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.

by ACunny December 2, 2023

toxic glossitivity

Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.

With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.

by ACunny August 22, 2024

Shitincense

Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.

if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.

I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.

by ACunny October 4, 2024

boomeranger

when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.

Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!

Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.

by ACunny November 28, 2024

Auckland

A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.

JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.

it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.

my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.

by ACunny October 13, 2023