ACunny's definitions
what one needs to win in order to escape the harsh trap of commoner pauper reality and become exhilarated, not fatigued
tired and bored of the daily routine as a pauper office worker drinking gross coffee running for the bus only to miss it 99% of the time dealing with smelly school kids and noisy coworkers fuck me pauperism at its finest I need to win the euromillions NOW
by ACunny November 26, 2024
Get the euromillionsmug. When you encounter someone who is so genuinely friendly that it refreshes your fixed negative outlook on the general population. These people are rare diamonds and give you something to smile about without forcing it upon you. You might encounter a dose of refreshindly at the supermarket or while shopping for some Shitincense.
someone who can give you a sense of nostalgic comfort without saying much is refreshindly.
a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.
a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.
by ACunny October 13, 2024
Get the Refreshindlymug. When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 3, 2024
Get the Divine interventionmug. Literal feeling of your heart being physically scathed come Xmas time when you look back on your year and feel sad, disappointed and that all well meaning thoughts and desires were only in vain.
The bank has blocked me from buying lottery tickets, what a fucking heartscathe that even the bank doesn't want me to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
by ACunny December 10, 2024
Get the heartscathemug. When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.
My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?
It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.
It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.
by ACunny December 9, 2023
Get the Ecstappointedmug. An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
by ACunny November 1, 2023
Get the Windfallmug. Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.
Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
by ACunny December 2, 2023
Get the Pauperistmug.