Purely means that the cheaper and more accessible the place, the noisier it is. Can be used to describe suburbs filled with babies, migrants, bogans and multiple fast-food outlets - not forgetting the vape stores. There is always some helicopter circling over a cheap noise suburb at 4am, most likely due to multiple feckholes doing dodgy activities down some dark alleyway.
I willingly pay excess $$$ for rent just because I refuse to be surrounded by the tragic implications of cheap noise.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
by ACunny August 13, 2024
Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.
With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.
by ACunny August 22, 2024
A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 14, 2023
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 04, 2024
A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
by ACunny November 06, 2023
Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.
Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.
by ACunny December 03, 2023
your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024