ACunny's definitions

toxic glossitivity

Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.

With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.

by ACunny August 22, 2024

Cheap Noise

Purely means that the cheaper and more accessible the place, the noisier it is. Can be used to describe suburbs filled with babies, migrants, bogans and multiple fast-food outlets - not forgetting the vape stores. There is always some helicopter circling over a cheap noise suburb at 4am, most likely due to multiple feckholes doing dodgy activities down some dark alleyway.

I willingly pay excess $$$ for rent just because I refuse to be surrounded by the tragic implications of cheap noise.

Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.

by ACunny August 12, 2024

Rage buying

The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.

After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.

by ACunny May 23, 2024

Ecstappointed

When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.

My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?

It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.

by ACunny December 9, 2023

Pauperist

Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.

Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.

The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.

by ACunny December 2, 2023

The Lads

A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.

The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.

Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.

by ACunny November 5, 2023

Windfall

An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.

If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.

The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.

by ACunny November 1, 2023