euromillions

what one needs to win in order to escape the harsh trap of commoner pauper reality and become exhilarated, not fatigued

tired and bored of the daily routine as a pauper office worker drinking gross coffee running for the bus only to miss it 99% of the time dealing with smelly school kids and noisy coworkers fuck me pauperism at its finest I need to win the euromillions NOW

by ACunny November 26, 2024

Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.

All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.

by ACunny October 03, 2024

Windfall

An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.

If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.

The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.

by ACunny November 01, 2023

Ecstappointed

When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.

My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?

It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.

by ACunny December 09, 2023

Refreshindly

When you encounter someone who is so genuinely friendly that it refreshes your fixed negative outlook on the general population. These people are rare diamonds and give you something to smile about without forcing it upon you. You might encounter a dose of refreshindly at the supermarket or while shopping for some Shitincense.

someone who can give you a sense of nostalgic comfort without saying much is refreshindly.

a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.

by ACunny October 13, 2024

Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 04, 2024

Workivorce

Self explanatory, really. Getting a divorce from the stuffy, smelly wokeplace that reeks of sweat and old cheese, your vanilla manager and your scummy colleagues. Most importantly, leaving behind the shitty outdated systems from the 90s' that leaves your mind more numb than a frozen ballsack. However, one exception to this act is the fact that you must win multiple gazillions in the lottery to actually feel deserving, liberated and be able to afford to breathe.

a legitimate reason to do a U-turn and go home before your shift even starts is because you've decided to go through with a workivorce.

after filing for a workivorce, my bank account is looking dry... hopefully the lottery gods will answer my prayers...

by ACunny August 15, 2024