When you encounter someone who is so genuinely friendly that it refreshes your fixed negative outlook on the general population. These people are rare diamonds and give you something to smile about without forcing it upon you. You might encounter a dose of refreshindly at the supermarket or while shopping for some Shitincense.
someone who can give you a sense of nostalgic comfort without saying much is refreshindly.
a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.
a refreshindly reminder that there are diamonds in the rough.
by ACunny October 14, 2024
Self explanatory, really. Getting a divorce from the stuffy, smelly wokeplace that reeks of sweat and old cheese, your vanilla manager and your scummy colleagues. Most importantly, leaving behind the shitty outdated systems from the 90s' that leaves your mind more numb than a frozen ballsack. However, one exception to this act is the fact that you must win multiple gazillions in the lottery to actually feel deserving, liberated and be able to afford to breathe.
a legitimate reason to do a U-turn and go home before your shift even starts is because you've decided to go through with a workivorce.
after filing for a workivorce, my bank account is looking dry... hopefully the lottery gods will answer my prayers...
after filing for a workivorce, my bank account is looking dry... hopefully the lottery gods will answer my prayers...
by ACunny August 16, 2024
Literal feeling of your heart being physically scathed come Xmas time when you look back on your year and feel sad, disappointed and that all well meaning thoughts and desires were only in vain.
The bank has blocked me from buying lottery tickets, what a fucking heartscathe that even the bank doesn't want me to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
by ACunny December 11, 2024
Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.
if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
by ACunny October 04, 2024
Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.
by ACunny October 11, 2023
when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.
Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
by ACunny November 29, 2024