ACunny's definitions
This word in the French language means 'winner', 'success' and all sorts of wonderful victorious things but in plain English, it purely means you are gagging on other people's crap and going nowhere in life. Obviously rhymes with stagnant, which allude to a whole bunch of bullshit.
I am absolutely gagnant after witnessing the pure laziness of the island-time colleagues whose only talent is eating KFC and playing loud music in the office, yet still get praised just to meet the quota.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
by ACunny September 17, 2024
Get the Gagnantmug. When you decide to go for a peaceful Sunday solo walk by some lake or similar body of water, only to be shook by the realization that a gongregation of noisy plebs have decided to do the same. Weaving in and out of hordes of Lululemon legging fanatics clutching those oversized sippy drink bottles, mass-produced chihuahuas, numerous Chinese extended familia groups with chids jacked up on Pokemon candy, a plethora of idiots who can't control their dogs and kids, alongside obnoxiously fat pushchairs that come startling close to pushing you off the damn path into the mud or bush.
Holy reck, this bicycle should get off the damn path instead of taking up precious foot traffic space already taken up by the bloody Sunday Gongregation!
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
by ACunny August 4, 2024
Get the Gongregationmug. It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 2, 2024
Get the White Xmasmug. A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 13, 2023
Get the Aucklandmug. when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.
Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
by ACunny November 28, 2024
Get the boomerangermug. Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.
if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
by ACunny October 4, 2024
Get the Shitincensemug. Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
Get the Fofessionalmug.