After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
by ACunny May 23, 2024
A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.
by ACunny October 11, 2023
when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.
Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
by ACunny November 29, 2024
A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 14, 2023
Purely means that the cheaper and more accessible the place, the noisier it is. Can be used to describe suburbs filled with babies, migrants, bogans and multiple fast-food outlets - not forgetting the vape stores. There is always some helicopter circling over a cheap noise suburb at 4am, most likely due to multiple feckholes doing dodgy activities down some dark alleyway.
I willingly pay excess $$$ for rent just because I refuse to be surrounded by the tragic implications of cheap noise.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
by ACunny August 13, 2024
Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.
With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.
by ACunny August 22, 2024
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 04, 2024