A.C. Sativa's definitions

Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013

Total Nonstop Ass

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.

Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.

by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013

Muta Scale

The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.

Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.

by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013

American car

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.

Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."

by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013

Stream

A way to watch out-of-market sports or wrestling/boxing/MMA PPVs for free.

Fuck paying $70 for Wrestlemania, I'm just gonna stream that bitch.

by A.C. Sativa April 22, 2013

Nipped

Getting busted by the cops.

"Shouldn't we help him?"
(sarcastic)"That's a great idea, let's hop out the van so we can all get nipped."

by A.C. Sativa May 5, 2013

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013