A.C. Sativa's definitions

Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

by A.C. Sativa January 5, 2013

Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

Lifted

To be high on weed. From the Wu-Tang song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man.

I gat fat bags of skunk, I got white owl blunts, and I'm about to go get lifted, yes I'm about to go get lifted.

by A.C. Sativa June 3, 2013

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013

Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

Carhole

A household garage.

Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..."
Homer: "Well, what do you call it?"
Moe: "I call it a carhole."

(later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"

by A.C. Sativa June 5, 2013

Stream

A way to watch out-of-market sports or wrestling/boxing/MMA PPVs for free.

Fuck paying $70 for Wrestlemania, I'm just gonna stream that bitch.

by A.C. Sativa April 22, 2013