Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Fart

The shorthand when you get a F in art

Gezz i got a fart, told you i was bad at it

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!

i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020