A random piece of cardboard's definitions

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

adjective

The word that describes you, dumb

I'm gonna give you an adjective: beautiful *does opposite hands*

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020