Bucket

A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head

ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 06, 2020