Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 07, 2020

Dictionary

The huge fat book you have collecting dust

Wheres my dictionary now?? I think I threw it in the trash though...

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Ice

Hard water

I ate ice yum

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020