A random piece of cardboard's definitions

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Bucket

A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head

ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020