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Definitions by A mothafuckkin starfish

Slang way of saying with you
Now ima be honest witcha…
Another way to say gonna. Also means fixing to
Im finna fuck her in the ass
To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.
Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?

instagramming 

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram
I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved
Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.
Kanye West: I hear they do anything for a Klondike. Well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.