8 definitions by A mothafuckkin starfish

Thirsty

To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.

Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 5, 2014

Gelling

Another word for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey dude, what were you just doing in there?

Guy 2: Ah, nothing. Just gelling.

Guy 1: I see. I might go do some gelling later too.

by A mothafuckkin starfish December 20, 2013

Witcha

Slang way of saying with you

Now ima be honest witcha…

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 30, 2014

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 3, 2014

thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved

Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.

by A mothafuckkin starfish March 3, 2014

Finna

Another way to say gonna. Also means fixing to

Im finna fuck her in the ass

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 19, 2014

instagramming

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram

I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 5, 2014