Definitions by A human male

Boss 

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.

Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"

Boss by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Coworker 

Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.

Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.

Coworker by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Dead Space 

One of the scariest mf horror games of all time. Not for the faint of heart.

I got killed by one of them big o tentacles in Dead Space.

Dead Space by A Human Male September 18, 2023

Modern Warfare 2 

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

Modern Warfare 2 by A Human Male July 31, 2023

Danny Phantom 

An animated cartoon series created in 2004 by Butch Hartman for Nickelodeon. The series follows a teenage boy who, after an accident with an unpredictable portal between the human world and the "Ghost Zone", becomes a half human-ghost hybrid and takes on the task of saving people with his newfound abilities. It also has a surprisingly good rouges gallery of villains for a kids show like Ember McLain and Vlad Plasmius.

Arguably one of the best of Nickelodeons older shows before the network became millennial cancer.

Why did Danny Phantom have to die so early? That show was the shit when I was 7.

Danny Phantom by A Human Male January 11, 2021

News

Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.

Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."

News by A Human Male January 11, 2021

Group Work 

A failed ritual in which you do a project with 2 or more people. Usually only one person will actually do the work while the groupmates dick around the whole time.

Ms Lawrance "Alright class this project will be group work, find your partners."

Cash talking to Doug "Yo get some nerdy kids over here so we can fuck around the whole period."

Group Work by A Human Male November 2, 2020