A Minnesotan's definitions
An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018
Get the Venus Glassingmug. Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
by A Minnesotan October 24, 2020
Get the Yeti Vote of 2020mug. Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.
I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
Get the Masterbakermug. by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019
Get the December the Ninthmug. A sex act.
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019
Get the Nakatomi Plazamug. Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019
Get the Mitchardmug. When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul
i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019
Get the Demon-Dickmug.