A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 08, 2019
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'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 06, 2018
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His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
by A Minnesotan January 03, 2020
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Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019
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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
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My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019
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