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Definitions by A Minnesotan

Princess Sandalwood 

A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.

Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.

Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.

(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.

If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.

Princess Sandalwood>Ariel

Dublin in Crumlin 

Sex act.

Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin

Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??

Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin

Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?

Its Sometimes Yetis 

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

It's Always Yetis 

A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.
It's always Yetis but it's also sometimes the neighbors cat

It's Never Yetis 

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis

Mitchard 

Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.

James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
Mitchard by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019

Walmart Fabio 

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Walmart Fabio by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019