A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
by A Minnesotan October 24, 2020
A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.
'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'
'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'
'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'
'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'
'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'
by A Minnesotan January 02, 2019
by A Minnesotan July 15, 2019
A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
by A Minnesotan February 26, 2019
A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
by A Minnesotan November 05, 2018